I AM KEATS

DISCLAIMER:

By entering this website, you acknowledge that Keats operates under a strict policy of “controlled artistic chaos.” All paintings are created through our patented Rag-Flinging Technique™, which may result in artwork containing embedded fabric, unpredictable textures, and what our insurance company nervously refers to as “mixed media incidents.”

Live webcam auctions capture the full creative violence in real-time—viewer discretion advised for those with weak stomachs or tidy sensibilities. All sales are final, even if purchased while mesmerized by flying textiles.

We cannot guarantee your friends will understand your purchase, but we can guarantee it will be a conversation starter.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to our artistic process may cause sudden urges to throw things at blank surfaces. We are not responsible for any resulting home redecorating projects or relationships strained by creative awakening.

Art this chaotic comes with no warranty, but maximum character.